The competition between CEXs is always so unexpectedly quirky: Thought it was going to be an Alpha platform showcase for carefully selected innovative tokens, but instead, it turned into a MEME assembly line frenzy for internal trading; Thought it was going to be a transparency-driven reform of listing fees forced by competitors, but instead, we got the drama of 'xx Life' with hidden agendas; Thought it was going to be a fierce battle to dominate the x402 track trend, but instead, we ended up with a ridiculous 'talent poaching' farce.