Bitcoin maxis are the flat-earthers of finance. The price goes up, and they scream “value.” News flash: Price manipulation and speculative FOMO are not the same as utility. The sad reality—one that all Bitcoiners know deep down but refuse to admit—is that Bitcoin is worthless. No yield, no innovation, no use case. Ironically, it’s just a tool for gamblers trying to get “rich” quickly in fiat.