> be copycat data inc. > see this other based data provider with cool liquidation data > looks complicated > fuck it, we can just eyeball it > get three interns, give them each a calculator and a magic 8-ball > their answers are all completely different > genius_idea.gif > "we're not wrong, we're providing optionality" > call it model 1, model 2, and model 3 > launch product, feel like big brain chads > push alert: "🚨🚨🚨 watch out for checks notes 12.15 million liquidation leverage ! 🚨🚨" > user DMs us > "what does it mean? 12.15 million x lev? is mexc offering those" > uhhhhhhhh.exe > "how should i trade it?" > sweat.jpg > tell him "... maybe check our ... model 3" > user: "why have 3 models? surely you know which one is best?" > mfw he uses logic against us > mfw our entire company is just three random number generators in a trench coat > tell him it's a "proprietary diversification strategy" > he gets liquidated > another satisfied customer > we_have_data_at_home.jpg(TheKingfisher)