After getting a good beating at the school gate, Palu had an epiphany. The next day, he showed up wearing a BNBchain cap, carrying a Binance backpack, and holding a BSC-branded energy drink— ready to turn over a new leaf, transforming from a crypto worker to an on-chain entrepreneur. As soon as he stepped through the school gate, the security guard uncle asked him, “Young man, which club are you from with this outfit?” Palu replied seriously, “The Meme Self-Improvement Club! We specialize in decentralized beatdowns.” Just as he finished speaking, three people—“Fumi,” “Binance Support,” and “Binance Life”—strolled over from the other side. Palu clenched his fists, took a deep breath, and remembered what Brother Zhu had said— “Don’t be afraid, I’ve got your back!” The next second, a roar echoed: “Who dares mess with my brother Palu?!” Brother Zhu burst out of the café, grabbed Palu with one hand and pulled out his phone with the other, shouting: “Let’s not fight yet—screenshot first, post it on X!” The whole scene went silent for three seconds— and then another trending topic popped up: PALU Palu’s Counterattack BSC Brotherhood Crypto School Gate Incident Escalates Again