Crypto, at its core, is a tech-driven religious movement sparked by the cypherpunks. In this movement, Bitcoin is the Sunni faction, while Ethereum stands as its counterpart and adherent, mirroring the structure of the Catholic Church. Vitalik is the Pope, the Foundation is the Church, ZK and e/acc are the doctrines, DAOs are the congregations, and ETH is the indulgence. Even though ZkSync is trash, as long as the Pope canonizes it, it can ride the privacy coin wave straight to heaven.