Today's Web3 info gap: Sponsored by Gate.io | @Gate_zh 1. Crypto Fear Index plummeted to 27. People's emotions are like the weather—changing in an instant. Non-farm payroll data drops at 9:30 PM, and many are selling to play it safe. 2. How to turn $84 into $100K? Just buy $我踏马来了 immediately when the queen tweets, then wait for CZ to hype it up and Binance to list Alpha. 3. How to turn $366 into $880K? Simply buy WhiteWhale at 245k, hold for a month, and sell after it hits a $100M market cap. 4. Digital RMB is now earning interest! 0.05% per year. Do I really care about that 0.05%? Smart contracts are just the central bank keeping records—ordinary people can't see it. 5. Pentagon ordering pizza again? GOAT, the legendary trader who made $2.07M, is betting $10.5K on Polymarket that Iran will collapse by the end of the month. Probability: 14%.